Dildo music: Early testing
Slapstick humour: 100/5
The medium Kelvin with suctioncup has a distinct sound, easily differentiable from any other drumstick on the market today. Most drumsticks aim to be long, thin, and very stiff. While Kelvin is both long and in medium firmness he is fairly short and extremely soft in comparison to his wooden counterparts, he is also a lot heavier.
With his suctioncup he will stick to the topskin of the drum after the initial strike. Coupled with his mass and floppyness this acts as a very effective dampener, effectively silencing the top skin of the drum. Further studies investigating dragon cocks use as a dampener are sugested.
He also requires a slightly alterd playing style to what most drummers currently use. This may or may not be investigated in further studies of Dildo music.
The Slapstick value tho...
Also if someone could help me out on how to embed these vids I'd be grateful