Vegetables!
- KinkyVampire69
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Vegetables!
Has anyone ever found a veggie or food item that made you tempted to you with it? Just curious!
For example, this carrot.
Sadly although I was tempted, this bad boy was too much for me xD
For example, this carrot.
Sadly although I was tempted, this bad boy was too much for me xD
Be careful, I bite..


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- Hoofs_N_Horns
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Re: Vegetables!
Honestly... no
It's just one of those weird things for me personally. Never thought of a vegetable that way. Maybe I'm too spoiled by silicone toys :D

It's just one of those weird things for me personally. Never thought of a vegetable that way. Maybe I'm too spoiled by silicone toys :D
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Well, sometimes when I grasps an eggplant, cucumber, zucchini... I stare at it a seconds, thinking... but is more like in a funny way. In practice I would not use it again, for that I already have other things (besides, it does not seem safe to me, and a little bit a waste)
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- KungisGalo
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Re: Vegetables!
One time I tried some butt fun with a banana and it broke in half in my ass so I had to poop it out. Ate it anyway.
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KungisGalo wrote:Ate it anyway.

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I have a blog, which includes a list of fantasy toy makers.
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I'm not gonna waste food for a bit fun
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- BD April Fool Toys: Red Rocket & Fire Hydrant
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Squirrelmunk wrote:There are silicone veggies from places like SelfDelve, Monster Maxim, and Dildoon.
Not gonna lie, those corn ones on dildoon are making me hungry
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Square Peg has a yam (or possibly a sweet potato, I can never remember which is which) toy as well, and while usually their colors aren't that interesting, in this case I think the bronze really suits it.
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Re: Vegetables!
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Re: Vegetables!
It's honestly never a good idea to use vegetables as toys; you don't want whatever is on the vegetable, be it pesticides or whatever else, to end up inside you. I know, most people would probably not have an issue but, eh, better safe than sorry.
That said, I have, in the past used carrots, cucumber, and zucchini, when there was nothing else in the house to use (I had no toys back then). I used to get mine really cold because I like temperature play. Had a zucchini once that was so huge it could about rival my medium Sleipnir.
There are quite a few places, as mentioned, that offer vegetable shaped dongs. Holepunchtoys has a good variety, but their website is incredibly difficult to read/navigate due to their use of background images, and the font that blends right into it.
That said, I have, in the past used carrots, cucumber, and zucchini, when there was nothing else in the house to use (I had no toys back then). I used to get mine really cold because I like temperature play. Had a zucchini once that was so huge it could about rival my medium Sleipnir.
There are quite a few places, as mentioned, that offer vegetable shaped dongs. Holepunchtoys has a good variety, but their website is incredibly difficult to read/navigate due to their use of background images, and the font that blends right into it.
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- Hoofs_N_Horns
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Villie wrote:Squirrelmunk wrote:There are silicone veggies from places like SelfDelve, Monster Maxim, and Dildoon.
Not gonna lie, those corn ones on dildoon are making me hungry
Vegetable-shaped silicone toys are another matter entirely

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I have never used a vegetable before. never had to i have always had toys of some kind.
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I have :) These two zucchini's were a lot of fun, especially the yellow one, which I could keep in like a plug. The condom smoothed out the bumps/nicks, and they felt really nice to thrust and rotate with. Kinda wish I had something like that in silicon, though my large Diego feels similar (until it's knotted).
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Hoofs_N_Horns wrote: I was sorely tempted by EE's Corn because it looked amazing, and all that corn texture seemed wonderful <3 Maybe if I find one secondhand or if they offer them again next April Fool's day.
I really want one, but I was broke then... and now. It still listed in their web, but I don't know if can be ordered or is an error... I'm afraid to ask


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I've been raiding the fridge a couple of times. Carrots especially. When I had to stretch myself, hose have been great since they come in a lot of sizes.
One thing though, it's probably always a good idea to cover them in something (condom or the like) for the reasons mentioned above.
One thing though, it's probably always a good idea to cover them in something (condom or the like) for the reasons mentioned above.
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Harbenz wrote:Hoofs_N_Horns wrote: I was sorely tempted by EE's Corn because it looked amazing, and all that corn texture seemed wonderful <3 Maybe if I find one secondhand or if they offer them again next April Fool's day.
I really want one, but I was broke then... and now. It still listed in their web, but I don't know if can be ordered or is an error... I'm afraid to askI hate these limited time product promos.
Same. I had no money at that time and I *really* wanted that corn. As it's still listed on their site, maybe it was an AF's day product they decided to keep? Didn't BD do that too, once or twice? Man, I'm about to sell a toy and if that corn is still able to be ordered...
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Rainbow Dasher wrote:Same. I had no money at that time and I *really* wanted that corn. As it's still listed on their site, maybe it was an AF's day product they decided to keep? Didn't BD do that too, once or twice? Man, I'm about to sell a toy and if that corn is still able to be ordered...
As far I know they didn't said nothing about it in their tumblr/twitter, so I doubt it, and I don't want to ask until I make an order... in many months

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Nope, never been tempted.
Not actual using one is a different question. It wasn't something I ever thought about doing but a "acquaintance" wanted to use a carrot on me, so I acquiesced to the request.
Carrot in my ass.
Did I enjoy it? Well, lets just say I didn't not enjoy it. And never really did it again... of course no one asked me to do it again. It's not a popular thing to bring up at the dinner table.
"Can you pass the peas?"
"Sure, and go ahead and stick this cucumber up your pooper too."
Sound more like 'Fuck you, get your own damn peas" rather than a proposition.
Not actual using one is a different question. It wasn't something I ever thought about doing but a "acquaintance" wanted to use a carrot on me, so I acquiesced to the request.
Carrot in my ass.
Did I enjoy it? Well, lets just say I didn't not enjoy it. And never really did it again... of course no one asked me to do it again. It's not a popular thing to bring up at the dinner table.
"Can you pass the peas?"
"Sure, and go ahead and stick this cucumber up your pooper too."
Sound more like 'Fuck you, get your own damn peas" rather than a proposition.
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Re: Vegetables!
If anyone uses carrots Please be careful, a woman died from that cause it cut into vag and the air bubble from it went to her heart. https://latest.com/2015/04/woman-dies-a ... th-carrot/
I can get behind having food eaten off me but not put in me (err well unless by put in you mean eat it lol), but to each their own.
I can get behind having food eaten off me but not put in me (err well unless by put in you mean eat it lol), but to each their own.
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